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Dating Profile (cont.)
No. I have never owned a cow.
I have never owned a gun.
Although, my great uncle declared the mom the laird of our clan, the McFarland's, and gave her a safe full of guns so she could protect us from the government take over. He also gave her a gun and ammunition for Valentine's Day in a Walmart bag. I must admit, it is my goal to be the next laird of our clan.
I care more about animals than I do most humans.
I had a traumatizing experience in middle school and now have a fear of smelling badly.
With all these strange facts I think I was destined to become an actor.
Here's my resume...
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